->I got bored so Ill do this later. ->Enjoy the Naked picture for now ->I hate reading, if they make a movie of this whole section ill let u know. ->I wonder if we have pop tarts. One time, once ever we've had them but now i can think about nothing else

Hello, So you are considering purchasing my body, mind, soul, and encyclopedic knowledge of Seinfeld. I thank you for your consideration, perhaps one such as yourself should consider ummm I'm sexy as fuck, way sexier than that fat girlfriend of yours. Yeah I know, how'd I know? Everybody knows, we can read it across your face! Well this is going just about as I'd imagined so far. Ok dumby stop playing... 1 ->I take Private Sessions SERIOUSLY & though wasting time in public is kinda my shtick, WASTING Ur TiMe/MoNeY in privates is the LAST THING I WANNA DO. 2 I DO NOT JUDGE, (even though it looks the opposite in public) u should know there is NOTHING U CAN SAY I'M GONNA MAKE U FEEL BAD ABOUT. I like honesty. BE HONEST. We all need a place to do that. 3 I'm bad at making decisions so, UR THE BOSS, I FOLLOW UR LEAD ur commands. Tell me I'm doing terrible i love that. 4 Some things can't be bought. Im a BOTTOM, full stop bae. I CUM ONCE a MONTH, its spiritual, dont expect it without$$$

I do some dumbness here with the colors and computers and umm sex things but theres one thing i dont fuck with, AI. Well i mean i fuck with it when it comes to stats and figuring out the best way to get that Japanese money yeah, but not when it comes to making content. NOthing on my page (or channel? i still dont know what you call this) is in anyway created by AI nor does it have its little digital choad butting in. Go tell your bitch.

No de@d air = I DO NOT STOP SPEAKING UNLESS, I JAM A COCK OR COCK SHAPED ITEM (this includes tequila yes) INTO MY MOUth. Doesn't matter if there is 1 person or 300 watching, I will keep it going so if you stumble through my pit of kink here and find me rambling on about the oddest things, this is usually why.

Fuck, I don't wear shirts the way you're "supposed" to, yeesh.

->SLUTTys<- These is the sMuT. Me playing with myself, getting fucked by the machine or something/one, extended nudity and/or real fetishy weird content. These you gotta buy or join the club to enjoy. Sometimes I keep them free when posted and I send to friends randomly. ->DUMBys<- The silly ones, either me in some character or genuinely being an idiot. ->TRIPPys<- For boners that like smoke and colors and music noise. Kinda made sense? *If prone to seizures DO NOT watch anything with this label. ->REASLSys / OTHERSys<- These are just kinda not the above i dunno figure it out. __________________________________________________ Special vids of various kinds are only viewable for members of the CooL pERVS cLuB. So JOIN the fCLUB you mother fuckers >:D\-<

List of ARTISTs - ALBUMs played thus far. Geese - Getting Killed Brave Little Abacus - Masked Dancers: Concern in So Many Things You Forget Where You Are Tyler, The Creator - Igor Aphex Twin - Syro Oneohtrix Point Never - R Plus 7 GG Allin - Carnival of Excess Tyler, The Creator - Don't Tap the Glass The Yellow River Boys - The Yellow River Boys Greatest Hits JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown - SCARING THE HOES: Director's Cut Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavillion *Special Portobello Episode Geese - Getting Killed *yes i already did this one. it's good Mac Miller - Watching Movies with the Sound Off Boards of Canada - Inferno De@th Grips - Year of the Snitch ME :D - Hip Know Landscabies [(BUT, plz Pronounce it 'lænd-skeɪps', ty)]: a LIVE & nO oMISSIONS Thing Interpol - This Mirror Weighs a Ton Dan Deacon - Spiderman of the Rings

Firstly, yes I'll address the elephant in the room. I have phenomenal eye sight and yes usually when I wear glasses there are no lenses but when there are on occasion lenses I can't see shyt because of how incredible my eyes are. Ok!? I just think they look cool. Now that I got a pointless misleading vaguely funny intro out of the way I can already tell I don't feel like writing a bio right now lmao What can I throw to ya right now to justify waisting ur time. Well it's been one month now on this void of computer whoring and I have supremely and genuinely enjoyed it, most of all the people who I've got to meet here. I mean that. And i mean like a quarter of what I say usually but this you can take to the whore bank because... ugh, just believe I'm fo real for a minute. I really dig those people who have turned me on, the people ive turned on, and especially the people who have just been a pain and me an extra pain for them because those people are what I.... god damnit I ran out of sp